Recently, I planned to work hard on 5 projects @SentientAGI @AlloraNetwork @irys_xyz @Novastro_xyz @cysic_xyz, three of which have already achieved milestone victories. Today, let me share a light-hearted story. There’s a rich and powerful uncle in my neighbor's house, but you know how wealthy people are; their private lives can be quite chaotic. His wife has no choice but to turn a blind eye because of the family business. One day, he suddenly finds out he has an illegitimate daughter, and the mother of the child passed away long ago. He decides to bring his daughter back home. By the way, let me interject about the project. The testnet progress of @cysic_xyz is moving faster than I binge-watch shows on weekends! Phase I started in July 2024, with over 23K warriors signing up, all eager to become validators. Unfortunately, spots are limited, and it’s like trying to grab concert tickets; even with all the effort, not everyone gets in. Phase II began in November, and they really went all out with the Genesis Node launch, attracting over 557K people, with trading volume skyrocketing to over 8.4 million. 186K validators are busy as bees, comparable to the sorting scene during Double 11! Phase III starts in Q2 2025, with over 1.36 million participants, 13 million+ transactions, 118K proofers, and 48.5K stakers, generating over 7 million proofs! This efficiency is something even AI wouldn’t dare to match, and Boundless is directly stepping in as the market administrator. Succinct Labs optimized the proofs like adding a turbocharger to a sports car, and the $3.85M Cube sold faster than hotcakes! The mainnet is expected to launch in October 2025, and Node NFT holders will also get a share of the computing infrastructure pie. I’m so envious! His wife is very afraid that the illegitimate daughter will come back and claim the family fortune, but she has no say in the house. She can only watch helplessly as her husband brings back two young and beautiful girls. Why two? Because the illegitimate daughter says that’s her best friend, and since her friend is also an orphan, she insists on bringing her back too. Then the wife starts to lose it. It’s one thing to spend money outside, but now it’s happening right under her nose. She’s on high alert every day, fearing her husband might get involved with the young girls he brought back. And sure enough, her husband is attracted to the girl brought back by the illegitimate daughter because both girls are really good-looking. Let me interject again about the project. I don’t know why my @Novastro_xyz suddenly became number one; I’m a bit worried since the last time I was first was in elementary school. Novastro is working on something big, creating a modular RWAfi layer, which is like connecting Ethereum's RWA with Solana's liquidity! Right now, stablecoins on Solana dominate the RWA space, but that’s just the appetizer. Next, real estate, credit, and institutional funds—these hardcore assets will also go on-chain, bringing real profits that far exceed the small transaction capabilities. Novastro aims to integrate with Solana to send Ethereum's tokenized RWA into the fastest and deepest liquidity pools in the crypto world, unleashing the superpower of RWA! Just imagine, houses, loans, and funds having a blast on-chain, trading at lightning speed, with liquidity that seems bottomless—it's like the speed and passion of the internet capital market! As if it wasn’t enough that the man is interested in the girl brought back by the illegitimate daughter, his son actually has a crush on her too. This caused chaos in their home. His wife was so furious she nearly had a stroke and secretly had DNA tests done on the two girls. The bombshell came: the illegitimate daughter is not biologically related to her husband. This made their son happy because it turns out the girl he likes isn’t his sister. However, the girl brought back by the illegitimate daughter is indeed the one with a biological connection. Lastly, let me add that @AlloraNetwork's GTM guru @MichaelZski will be gracing the @NEARProtocol town hall meeting tomorrow at 11 AM Eastern Time! He will showcase how Allora uses a group of exceptionally smart autonomous agents to inject collective wisdom into the NEAR ecosystem! There’s also a major highlight—the new Forge competition, specifically recruiting ML talents who can make machine learning go wild for the NEAR ecosystem. Get your snacks and drinks ready, and be sure to tune in for this clash of wisdom and humor! This incident has caused quite a stir in our area, with everyone gossiping about it. Even the real names of the two girls have been dug up. If you send me 50, I’ll share the video of this gossip with you.